I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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