dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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