you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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