i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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