p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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