OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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