you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She bit a glass in half.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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