Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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