Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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