My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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