How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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