It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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