Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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