He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
