Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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