no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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