Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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