this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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