so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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