Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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