do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Randomize
