Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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