I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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