Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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