i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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