So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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