what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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