It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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