You're my little dorito
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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