your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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