There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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