Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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