He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Houston, we have a squirter
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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