I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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