You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The best revenge is premature balding
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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