do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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