i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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