Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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