I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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