Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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