i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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