Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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