Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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