i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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