oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Dick very happy bro
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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