There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
