STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
