shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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