Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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