i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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