How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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