I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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