On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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