whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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