Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
love makes seman taste better
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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